telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

princemail:

whenever i see kids my age who are rly accomplished im like wtf. how are you already in college.how did you get a notebook of death and start using it to become god of a new world. chill son,

miscaitlin:

are you a prostitute

because youre prosticute 

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.