why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am
whenever i see kids my age who are rly accomplished im like wtf. how are you already in college.how did you get a notebook of death and start using it to become god of a new world. chill son,
are you a prostitute
because youre prosticute
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.